The above reads like pulp fiction. "Pop" included...
Too bad I can't drive it, now that winter has arrived in sunny California. Car begins with 88 miles in the morning. I don't want to fight it, doing my 82-mile commute. Not willing to drive 58 mph on freeways to make it home, with no heat to boot. It gets down to mid 40s at night. Battery is just not taking the electrons charging at night. Even our Spark is showing loss of range right now.
Plus Kia has got too many miles on it anyway, over 25,000. We should be at 16,000 about now (15,000 miles per year lease).